Hound Dog and Orangutan Best Friends
Monday, April 19th, 2010No commentary necessary. Watch this!
No commentary necessary. Watch this!
So, we really don’t do a lot in the way of April Fools jokes on each other but, as dogs, we do like our laughs. Maybe one day we will compile a book of our favorite dog jokes although I guess we should find our favorite people jokes from a dog’s point of view. Anyway, it works for the NEW YORKER, doesn’t it? We’ll just do it in board book form so we stay consistent. So, Happy April Fools for those tricksters out there.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it’s not quite as good has his mother’s
….ADOPT A DOG.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour for as long and wherever you want,
….. ADOPT A DOG.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
….. ADOPT A DOG.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores,
……ADOPT A DOG.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you’re pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually,
….ADOPT A DOG.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks oall over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his or her happiness,
….ADOPT A CAT.
And it did!
I’m lovin’ being in the snow! (watch my video)
Brandy and Val’s cousins visited us this summer and met Brandy and Val for the first time. This is ones’ take on things!
Brandy and Val are both dogs. They are both mixed breeds. Brandy is a girl and Val is a boy. Brandy is brown in color and Val is whitish yellow. Brandy and Val sometimes learn and sometimes play. I taught them how to knock down a cone pyramid and how to weave through cones. Brandy loves plastic bathing caps and swimming. If you take Brandy’s bathing cap away be careful! Val just stares into space. If Val see’s a squirrel Val will be alert. Brandy and Val will try to eat your food if you have any! Once in a while if you get up early Brandy will be there. If you are going for a walk you better be prepared for the dogs going to the bathroom, Brandy tugging you and Val making you go extra slow. Brandy and Val have a lot of friends like Sandy, Max and Molly. Brandy is big on kissing, but Val just licks you sometimes. Brandy and Val know a trick called ‘Mini Me’. Brandy and Val bring their plush toys to you and you are supposed to give them a carrot. That is the life of Brandy and Val.